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What exactly is gravity, anyway?
| Gravity is made by the Gravco Corporation
in Greenwich, Connecticut, a small mom-and -pop operation that has supplied
the world's gravitation needs for thousands of years.
The recipe for gravity is a secret, protected by seventeen patents, but some of the process is public knowledge. Take twelve parts Elmer's glue, four parts centrifugal force, five parts electromagnetic radiation; stir in a bag of snips, snails, puppy dog tails, calico, gingham, the smiles of a summer night--it's all kind of sappy and sentimental, really, but it beats floating off into the vacuum of space and imploding. Copyright 1986 Duck's Breath Mystery Theater |
rah.1998
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